Eunice made me bitchy.

List the things you want to say to people but you never will.
(Don't say who they are)

1. i think you're the ugliest person around, and your mean whole self. maybe you need a fashion check. oh and some serious dieting to do. many times, i choose to shut up, else you'd prolly be having super ultra low self-esteem. oh, i dont think he'll like you, in fact, i think i should warn you: pick somebody of your own size!

2. we may be friends, but keep your irritating proud self to yourself, and stop flirting lah hur. its not like you're very pretty. yes, your skills are better than all of us, so what? and stop calling me bimbo. cos i think you're far worst than i am.

3. stop trying to be what you're not, you're fat and ugly and no guy likes you. stop throwing yourself at them, and stop being so bossy, i hate it. i might poke you and let your oil drown you.

4. lets get this message clear. yes, you did do your part, gave your all and taught me quite a lot of stuffs. but no, i dont need you, anymore. stop reminding me of the yesterdays cos im really happy now. really, honestly, happy. dont worry, we can still be friends. ((:

5. i dislike you not because of your colour. but because you're like an asshole, who take things too seriously. in other words, a fucking loser.

6. i think you're fucking CHINKYCHONG (thanks to Eunice, tsk.), so stop trying to speak like you're not. dont act like you dont know chinese, cos i know you speak chinese at home. ohoh, try to learn how to take jokes, and stop defending your fat friend when i put her down, cos you know im right.

7. it's been inside me for quite some time now. cos i thought you were my BFF. but, i guess not. you took that fugly and hot-tempered shit away, i thank you. you two didnt have a good time, i feel sorry for you. know, snatching boyfriends aint healthy, it makes you a bitch. but it's okay, i fell and i learnt. not all BFFs are like enqi. without you, i'd prolly wouldnt have met benjamin and broke up. and if i hadnt done that, i wouldnt have experience magic. BFFs, bullshit.

8. i hate bitchy superiors, especially those who have extreme mood swings. fuck all of them, go to hell. and YOU, i hate you cos youre fat and ugly and you got ugly teeth and eyebrow and your whole self is ugly.

9. see, my whole life does revolve around jack. and of cos my girlfriends and BFFs and churchies and cousins and everyone else. oh least i dont make use of friends in school. stop being so bossy, jack and i didnt ditch you, you left yourself. other cliques rejected you proves that it aint our fault. i pity your bf, dont be sad if he leaves you okay. you deserve it!

10. SEE, YOU ARE SO IRRITATING WHEN YOU CHOOSE TO MAKE ME CRY. I HATE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU. RARR. <3