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Sunday, July 15, 2007

I love it when we get together

That's the boyfriend and the cousins i love.

and when the boyfriend leave for hockey, we continue to take pictures.

Shopping has never been so fun, even when i can't buy anything.
The Love and I.
`Met Jack and went Vivo after church.
`Met Aunt and Cousins
`Ate at Food Republic
`Had Joelle's Bear Created.
`ate Ben&Jerry's
`Walked around and took pictures
`Jack left for hockey
`walked around some more and took more pictures
`left Vivo
`drove around to find Depot Rd
`ate Botak Jones, MMHMMM!
aside, read this. it's really entertaining (:

Dear Tech Support,

a while ago i upgraded GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1. i soon noticed that the new program began unexpected organizational and renovation processing that took up a lot of time and valuable resources. In addition, WIFE 1.0.1 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as SURFING 10.3, CLUBBING 7.5 and RACQUETBALL 3.6.
i cant seem to keep WIFE 1.0.1 in the background while attempting to run my other favourite applications. im think about going back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 but the uninstall doesnt work on WIFE 1.0.1.

Please Help!
Troubled User...
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Dear Troubled User:

this is a very common problem that men often complain about.
many people upgraded from GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1 thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. WIFE 1.0.1 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING. it is also impossible to delete WIFE 1.0.1 and return to GIRLFRIEND 7.0. it is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
you cannot go back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 because WIFE 1.0.1 is designed not to allow this. look in your WIFE 1.0.1 manual under WARNINGS: ALIMONY AND COMMUNITY PROPERTY. i recommend that you just keep WIFE 1.0.1 and work on improving the situation. i suggest installing the background application YES DEAR 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.
the best course of action is to enter command C:/Apologise because ultimately you will have togive the Apologise command before the system will return to normal anyway.
WIFE 1.0.1 is a great program but it tends to be very high maintenance. WIFE 1.0.1 does come with several support programs such as CLEAN AND SWEEP 3.0, COOK IT 1.5, and SEX 4.2, however be very careful how you use these programs. improper use will cause the system to launch the program NAG NAG 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of WIFE 1.0.1 is to purchase additional software. i recommend FLOWERS 2.1 and DIAMONDS 5.0.
WARNING!! Do not under any circumstances install SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKIRTS 3.3. This application is not supported by WIFE 1.0.1 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck
Tech Support.
okay bahbye(:
Toodles! <3

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