Kiss Me Under The Mistle Toe.

i got alot to vent today.
and it's 0110am,
and im working morning tmr.
i need to type fast.

okay, first things first.
aunties,
totally outta my tolerance.

they are so pretty, not.

hello, i mean come on lah.

walau eh, how old already.
flirt with male customers,
so damn kia su, typical Singaporeans.
throw our face lah, pui!

oh and welcome valued tourists,
please do not assiociate pretty us,
actually, please do not put us humankind
and those fruit sellers together.
we belong to a higher class of beings. =)

OEI,
you are old and fat and short
and, to make things even worst.
you dont even look human enough.
phttsk, and you sell fruits.
you dont speak english as good as i do.
and you're a bloody cheapskate hag.
you make my Mandy cry, flower pot you.

only know how to eat and eat.
lol, why didnt you choke just now.
damn, i should have caught it on tape.
i tell you, it was so horrifying,
it was so damn hilarious.
picture a old hagged pig choking on corn.
HAHAHAHA.

but i think, i consider you smart.
smart, my ass. start work only when
Lee Jin is around, you nettlesome bootlicker.

and and and and,
who the hell you think you are.

hey, picture me,
this Princess standing there,
with this irksome old hag
ranting in my face. ^$$#%$#!!!
you think I will take it like that. hurhur.
BINGO! you are smart.
nope, i wont. she makes me feel so..
annoyed, begrudging, bitching,
complaining, crabby, disaffected,
discontent, disgruntled, displeased,
faultfinding, fed up, fretting, frustrated,
griping, grudging, grumbling, grumpy,
insatiable, irked, malcontented,
not satisfied, offended, plaintive,
querulous, sniveling, unappeased,
unassuaged, unfulfilled, ungratified,
unsated, unsatisfied.
and YAY! you are right again,
see, people always say vengence is sweet. (:

take a good look at yourself please.
you are fat and ugly and short.
you dont even know english.
and, look at Me and Hongfang and Mandy.
we are slim and pretty and tall.
and, WE KNOW ENGLISH.
hur, you and i make good contrast.
very outstanding, like, black and white.
ohohohohoh, waaaaaaaaaaait.
one more important thing to add.
you you you you you are
an old ugly FRUIT seller in Taka.
we, us, me mandy and hongfang,
we sell Ginseng, A class promoter.
and hello(: i see you, down there,
a few hundred thousand notches
below my foot. aww, dont cry.
you big fat misshapen babarian.
ugly hair, ugly face, ugly built.
you can go and die already lah.

eh, can check dictionary tho.
if you dont really understand
my powerful english.
very cheap only,
a few pears can buy liao.
and, you know, im sorry, i tried
not to use such big words.
but please dont blame me,
its in me.

hahahahahahahahahahaha! =X

okay, next on the list.
Merry Christmas!
i get to spend my christmas
with my dearest Jaaaack.
and i caaaaaant wait.
the excitement is killing me.
wooooow weeeeeeeeee!
i so love christmas time.
pretty christmas tree,
awesome parties,
many presents,
and loadsa love. <3>

next, i think im a bad girlfriend.
really bad one. sighs. =/
so emo. i dont know why.
lol, i pinch jack until blueblack.
im sorry honey. lololololol.
countdown: FIVE days =D
and for all the days of my life,
it's some sort of investment.
nah, you wont understand.
it's like, say, insurance. (:
Lifetime Insurance of Happiness
and, of course, Love. =D

there's not another lover
that will treat me like you do.

Finally,
i love you dear((:
dont you ever. ever.
let go of me you hear me?
cos i dont wanna live one day
without you by my side.
i dont even wanna try thinking.

i wanna live everyday,
with your love.