Repeat after me.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Find your own captions.

I'll be here, always. =)

Me is happy today, ily boo. (:

jack says (2:41 AM):
i guess youre right
jack says (2:41 AM):
we're much better on our own
jack says (2:41 AM):
bye

~~Yay, now Jacq can stop harassing me and throw her whole self at Jack rofl.~~

I CHANGED MY MIND, GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY JACK. HURHUR.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

King of my heart

If you are King, then I shall be Queen.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Short and Sweet

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Saturday, May 31, 2008

random feeling

Hun and I had the sudden urge to eat at Bar&Billiard's and so we went. haha!

(This was on Jon's birthday, outside Marche)

Bar&Billiard feast (:

And then we started playing near the fountain, and took pictures. Many failed attempts, as you can see.

And then things started to get proper, then finally we managed to take proper, nice shots. tsk!

TA-DA!

are you horny? rofl.

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Shame on you, all you men with raging hormones. Sometimes, it's best to keep it in your pants, if you can't, then chop it off. Or or, find some other horny women on the streets of Geylang, just pray that you wont contract STDs and watch your willy rot and drop. Haha, have a good laugh and go to bed readers! Rofl.

Friday, May 30, 2008

oldmcdonaldshadafarm

I felt very Calvin Klein all of a sudden, and since I ran outta icons for posts, I found CK. (:

Anywayss, training was goooood. Just a little boring, wonder why, hmm. Alright, I skinned my knee, how cool. And it sure knows how to be a bitch when it wants to, like when I bathe, when I climb stairs, when I touch it. Oldmcdonaldshadafarm. It hurts. ):

Ahh, yes i found this emulator thing that allows me to play Pokemon on my psp, and well, all the other GameBoyAdvance games of course. But it's not allowing me to download that stupid programme/file/add-on or whatever shit is required. So.me.am.no.happy.now.even.eng.suck.shit.me.no.care.pui.

I suddenly feel lethargic, that's weird. So i guess i have to unwillingly, abruptly, funnily stop typing here. B.y.e.b.y.e suckers. rofl.

Alright, you know i'm kidding, i love all you people so much, i'm not gonna ask you to stay on reading. Now, SHOOOO.

Tag Replies
(My tagboard is a bitch, it doesnt allow me to type.)
Hayl - I figured that Jack is gonna go into my account ad read my LJ anyway, so blogging it here is might as well. Ah, now the whole world knows that you hide ALL your secret fantasies in your LJ. stupid woman. hahahaha.

Mel - I will start saving again soon! hahaha, yes man. June 09 is pretty far away, considering June 08 is barely here.

Enqi - siao arh. o.O

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

happy 15th jon (:

okay, YAY, blogger is working now. Hence my photos are up and running.

Thane, is the Polo Captain, the HAWT polo captain. I was trying my best to capture his face on film, but as you can see, i did not succeed. ~~I secretly went to his friendster tho,~~ BUT, his photos there can hardly justify himself in reality. So, i shall refrain from showing it to you. boo!

Boyfriend said i could upload his photo here, if i want. Since i dont have it, i shall not post it here anymore. ~~Take a look at LJ soon~~ Okay, decided not too either. ROFL.

These are not all, will upload the rest of the photos from my uncle's camera as soon as he sends it to me. heh. Also from boyfriend's phone, not much, but the most important photos are in there. =)

AH YES, boyfriend and I had a rather bumpy morning. because we couldnt go tanning, 1) he didnt wake up in time, 2) it was raining cows and chickens. But wells, i guess we can go tanning on some other days.

Then came MARCHE, it was well and yummy, but to avoid dropping a bomb on my aunt and uncle's financial system, I didnt really ate much. there was like 14 people at MARCHE, and each and everyone of us ate a steak and more. the total bill added up to 400+. OMFG, that's a rather expensive birthday celebration for 14 people. ~~But then again, they're rich.~~

The photos are shit quality, I need a camera ASAP. zzz, it's so hard to save money, i've stopped saving for Bintan too, needa pay phone bills. Damnit.

Training tomorrow, I hope it's not so much on physical since we're training at Unity. hahahaha, I'm feeling so lazy these few days. BOO. =(

P.S French toast are the most delicious yummy food ever, especially the remaining eggs leftover that can be used to fry scramble egg. =DDD

Estatic!

I must be outta my mind, I used up all of my icons today. Now there's a major need to look for more. But I guess it's alright to use it all up, since I've been the happiest girl in the longest time. Ahh, so prettiful the icons are. Rofl.

Right, I was initially superly pissed off by this Foreign Worker. I was sitting on the train, beside him. And Jack and I were completing at DJ MAX, and this Indian/Bangladashe/Sinhalese/Tamil/Pakistani/I-dont-know-what-else guy kept bending forward, and looking into my shorts. WTF?! I was on the edge of shoving him in his face, my blood stained pad if he had stared some more. If only my Air Borne Disease is fully developed, damnit.

Oh yes, before I forget, LJ Community is the funnest place to be at yo. HERE and HERE have recently became my favourite place to hang out at. Tsk tsk, so super crazily fun!

Bikini bought, present made, company found. I'm all set for tomorrow! Yay yay yayness!

// P.S We'll be bringing forward our 21st to tomorrow, so as to save money for the 9th. lessthanthreeyou. (:

Lastly, click HERE.

Monday, May 26, 2008

spell "happy"

Firstly, I cannot deny myself of a say about Hayl's latest post (you'll prolly not know which, because she blogs every half an hour) But yes, it's something that has to do with my future invention - The Air Borne Disease. It works like this: The moment you release this deadly disease, that particular species will immediately disappear into thin air, with a poof of black smoky resultant. Not to worry, this disease will be evolved into a higher species of virus, which only attacks it's target. I'll officially name it, The FW Eliminator. (I suppose FW will only be known to 3 closest people, ROFL)

That aside, today has been the most eventful mugging day ever, rofl. With the Donkeys, you'll always do what you're supposed to do, not. We spent a smacking hour, or maybe more, in Daiso. Rofl, was so fascinated by all those cool stuff. I think spending time with the Donkeys, gives bonus to my weifatght. Ellenborough next Friday. Im so sexcited! =DD

Dear (future Son/Daughter of Jacole), please learn to eat your veggies and fruits so you can have really high metabolism when you grow up, then you can be like mummy and daddy. And not be like your parent's EX-Classmate (you know, the fat and irritating one, supplier of Shell and SPC). Daddy says he wants you to be a sportsman like he is (rofl). I want you to play piano and do ballet and violin and ice skate. So you need to be thin, not too thin, but nice and meaty thin. Oh yes, please don't inherit our skin, we have bad skin. Daddy has i-dont-know-how-retarded-his-skin-is, and I have bad skin allegies. (we are trying hard to be friends with Anita's brother. Try and inherit his skin okay, I dont know how but try). Okay, see you in six or seven years time. Loves, Me. (:

New bikini tmr, tanning on wednesday following Marche dinner with my favourite uncle and aunty and cousins. Training on thursday, and Friday's 21st. *wipes sweat off forehead* What a fun-filled week ahead!

Counting down to 19th: 14 days.
Growing up is scary.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

SALVATION IS HERE

The holidays are here. Finally yo.
I've had fun, and all. Trainings have been more than tiring, thus sleeping at the Anita's Bed time.

YELLOWUNDERWEAR.BS.COM has been rather successful, and have plenty loads of orders. There'll be plenty loads of new sprees opening soon after the current sprees closes. Do visit and check it out okay! Oh yes, the Men's Spree is rather hot selling, left one more order to closing. HURRY! =D

Just signed up for the CLEO'S SWIMSUIT SHOOT with the girls. Oh yes, and the Tug-of-war with the bachelors. Winner's get a 3D/2N stay at a resort in Phuket! woots, we'll be so hyped up! yay!

Food sessions with the donkeys, oh yes, the donkeys will be treating me to Aquamarine on my birthday, how sweet! Aww. =) I shall let yall win me at DJ MAX 5 times, okay? rofl.

This Friday will be our 21st. (: I can't wait! Jilly <3

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

the power of three (:

CLICKITY CLICK CLICK (:

Monday, May 19, 2008

what do you call this feeling?

I want time to turn back.

To when I was about 5 or 6.

When He comes home from faraway,

in the morning makes me smile away,

With countless presents by my head.

Now that things have changed,

I want to turn back time.